Duck Duck Goose (hehehehe)

[Vivian Astley]

Yes in case you were wondering this was written through AIM. This is what my friend and i do when we get bored online but it's amusing to say the least. So review it please.

I feel the need to explain all characters... um.. lets see theres me (heather) kaileigh my good friend, Alan(Alan Rickman) i hope u know who he is if not he played snape in the hp movies, then theres lestat (the brat prince) hes from the vampire chronicles then theres the hp characters hermione (aka Hemy) harry snape sirius(sorry for this it might sadden people slightly) lupin voldemort and mcgonnagal and malfoy make five second appearances and then theres louis he's another vampire form the vampire chronicles(hes more quiet and subdued. then theres clauida shes a vampire child from the vampire chronicles.. then theres Kai hes a character from a show on the sci fi channel... hes dead if u cant tell um... then theres james earl jones he played the voice of darth vador... Thats it for this chapter hope this kinda clears some things up..


Sorry if this story offends anyone in anyway. Its just me and my friend having a good laugh while online and yes there will be more. Review even if u hate it with a passion that burns like the fires of hell.


Kaleigh: *giggles insanely* Wanna play duck, duck goose?
Heather: Sure. Not It.
Kaleigh: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck,...
Heather: *thinking* I wonder who she’s going to tag.....
Kaleigh: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Heather: *still thinking* Wow, she’s taking an awfully long time to decide…..
Kaleigh: Duck. duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duuuuuuuuuuuuuck,... duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! *slaps Alan Rickman on the head*
AR: What the bloody hell?
Kaleigh: Didn't see that coming didja, didja, didja?
Heather: And the chase is on. Will she make it back?
Kaleigh: *runs gleefully*
Heather: Come on Kai.
AR: *still hasn't moved* Will someone please tell me what I’m doing here and why has that lunatic hit me?
Heather: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Kaleigh: *grumbles* It's duck, duck goose.
Kai: *looks up* Did someone say my name? Where is the Lexx?
AR: *finally gets up and scratches head but gives chase* And people wonder why i don't have children.
Heather: *silently giggling*
Kaleigh: *having waited at AR’s spot for 2 minutes* Finally, jeez I didn't think he'd ever move!
AR: *grimbles*
Heather: Grimbles?
Heather: Is that some where between a mimble and a grumble?
Kaleigh: Yes, exactly and only brits can do it.
Heather: I see
AR: duck, duck, goose. *taps heather and starts walking away*
Heather: Hey where are you going
Heather: *Chase…. Run… Pant* Can't breathe…. *Collapse*
AR: I’m playing duck, duck goose, that's what I’m doing. i don't know about you though
Kaleigh: *playing of course
Kaleigh: *not playing. i don't know what that is
Heather: jeez old guys don't know nothing do they
Kaleigh: He's not... well... yeah.. i guess he is... damn it! *sobs*
Heather: Awww, I’m sorry.
Heather: Didn't mean to ruin your utopia.
Kaleigh: Yeah... there are lots of cool people that wouldn't be *shudder* 'old' in my utopia
Kaleigh: But at any rate, he's out walking your running so you might want to try and catch him...
Heather: But I’m gasping for life giving breath on he ground theres no chance under god that ill catch him now.
AR: Good. *slides in Heather's spot 3 inches from where she started*
Heather: Curses!
Kaleigh: It's your turn you realize.
Heather: Realize what?
Heather: Ohhhhhh….
Kaleigh: Yeah.
Heather: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck......
Kaleigh: Dum, dum, DUM!
Kaleigh: Sorry, do continue.
Heather: Duck, duck ,duck, duck, duck, duck, duck ...goose! *taps Kai on the back of the head*
Kai: Why did you do that? *blinks at Heather*
Heather: DAMN YOU RUN!!!
Heather: Or I’ll sit on you.
AR: *nudges Kai* You're supposed to chase her.
Kai: Oh... okay... *pursues*
Heather: *Cuts through the middle of small circle and sits in Kai's place*
Kaleigh: *stands up* *indignantly* That's not fair unless i do it!
Heather: I can do anything I want, so there.
Kai: It was not allowed? The dead does not play games.
AR: I think she's expired from a lack of oxygen...
Kaleigh: Kai, you know dead people... do you think she's dead?
Kai: She's still breathing.
Kaleigh: Oh.....
Kaleigh: You're chasing AR.
AR: Yeah.
Heather: *chase*
AR: *runs*
AR: *gets back safe*
Heather: *grumble*
Kaleigh: Your turn.
Heather: Fine. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck..................
Heather: Duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! *taps Kaileigh ever so lightly on the top of her head.*
Kaleigh: *sits there because I didn't feel it*
AR: If I didn't know any better, I’d think you were goosed.
Kaleigh: Damn you!!! *runs after Heather*
Heather: *sits down fast so Kaileigh couldn’t tag me*
Kaleigh: Drat! Duck, duck, duck ,duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Heather: Hehehe
Kaleigh: GOOSE! *taps new character that had just magically appeared out of nowhere*
James Earl Jones: Excuse me?
Heather: Eww
Heather: He’s like ancient
Kaleigh: all these people kinda are except us and Kai
Heather: Yes, I noticed that.
Kaleigh: DAMN IT! IT'S DUCK, DUCK GOOSE!
JEJ: Oh... *chases Kaileigh*
Kaleigh: Want some more old people?
Kaleigh: or some young ones?
Heather: Can I add a character in a puff of purple smoke?
Kaleigh: *sits down before JEJ can tag me*
Kaleigh: Go for it.
*In a puff of purple smoke Lestat appears*
Lestat: How the hell did I get here?
Kaleigh: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heather: I knew you'd like that
Kaleigh: Very much so!
JEJ: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Kaleigh: Are you going to tell him how to play or will we assume he knows?
Lestat: *looks around* What are we doing? Can someone tell me why I’m in this room with all these scary people?
JEJ: Duck, duck, duck, duck goose *starts running away from Lestat whom he's tagged*
Lestat: What are we playing something?
Kaleigh: Yeah, Lestat, it's duck, duck goose and you've been tagged. You better start running.
Kaleigh: Oh and um... no vampiric powers please.
Lestat: Oh *jumps up and in the blink of the eye tags JEJ*
Kaleigh: Did I already ask no vampiric powers? No apparition crap and the like?
Heather: No you didn't.
Kaleigh: Yeah I did.
Kaleigh: but anyway……
Heather: Did not.
JEJ: Lestat, I am your FATHER!
Lestat: Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Kaleigh: Lestat did you goose somebody?
Lestat: *sobbing in some corner muttering something about his father being dead*
Kaleigh: Damn, we'll never play this game right.
Kaleigh: *gets up and starts ducking people including Lestat*
Heather: Why do you say that?
Kaleigh: Because one eye over there is crying and we're not paying attention.
Kaleigh: So I'll do it.
Lestat: *looks up and stares into oblivion*
Kaleigh: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck GOOSE *tags Kai*
Kaleigh: *we run and I sit safe*
Heather: Yay! Good job Kaleigh.
Kaleigh: Thank you Heather.

[Vivian Astley]

Kai: That man over there is dead. Did you know that?
Heather: Which man theres quite a few in this room?
Kai: The pale white one that is crying about his father.
Kai: And why is his father black?
Heather: Don't know, but I think it has something to do with Michael Jackson syndrome.
Kai: Michael Jackson?
AR: Don't ask.
Heather: His parents and siblings are black but he's not.
Kai: All right….
Lestat: What.......was someone talking about me?
Kai: *starts ducking people*
Kai: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck GOOSE! *taps Heather*
Heather: Damn it *stands up and starts running*
Heather: *trips on the air and falls, sliding into AR.*
AR: Hey, watch it! You nearly ruined my new suit!
Kai: *sits in Heather's spot*
Heather: *Looks at AR* But its green............florescent green it should be burnt *rubs chin because it hurts*
AR: As if penguins are any better! *starts rubbing the offensive stain in shirt*
Kaleigh: You know what? I think we need some new players. Ones that aren't so melodramatic...
Heather: Ok. How about Hermione? She’s not too difficult to understand.
Kaleigh: Sure, let’s bring in Hermione. We need more girls.
*Hermione enters the room*
Hermione: Hey! What are you people doing sitting on the floor?
Kaleigh: Or even just not so melodramatic people...
Heather: Ok. Then why not Voldemort?
Heather: He’s scary. He’d fit right in.
*in walks Voldemort*
*in walks Sirius Black* OOH! DUCK DUCK GOOSE!
Heather: YAY! It’s a party
Hermione: *gasps*
AR: Who are all these people?
Kai: It beats me.
Hermione: you...you...you...*faints* *finger is pointed at Sirius*
Sirius: What about me?
*in STALKS Severus Snape* What is this place?
Lestat: Beats me
AR: Who the hell are you?
Snape: You look suspiciously familiar... *points at AR*
Ar: You too. But I don't know from where...
Hermione: Well, I know. *sits up*
Hermione: My god, you people are so stupid sometimes.
Kaleigh: It’s a miracle.. that we haven't gotten poor James Earl Jones out of the pickle jar yet!
Kaleigh: Oh, speak for yourself Hemy own ninny.
JEJ: Do I have to sit in the middle forever?
Heather: No.
Hermione: Hemy...I like that sounds nice, very fresh and original.
Kaleigh: Hemy. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight….
Heather: Why are you still in there?
JEJ: Because nobody's gotten tagged yet.
Kaleigh: *looks at Heather* Aren’t those the rules?
Hemy: Hemy, is my new name...a new name needs a new personality...
Kaleigh: Hemy? wow...
Heather: Who’s it by the way?
Alan: i still can't place you... *stares pointedly at Snape*
Lestat: You two look exactly alike. Now stuff it both of you.
Alan and Snape: No way! I don't look like him!
Lestat: Yes, you do.
Kaleigh: *still staring at Heather* Who is what?
Heather: IT!!!
Kaleigh: You are and I’m not making it up. I read the above text.
Hemy: I got it....I'll be from Nebraska and I’ll be in the punk band Killer Slugs
Kaleigh: Everybody I control shifts one giant step away from Hermione *cough* Hemy
Alan and Snape: No. We don't.
Lestat: *mumble* Yes you do..

[Vivian Astley]

Alan: This from the dead guy in the corner.
Lestat: I’m not dead if I was dead my father wouldn't be here…*Looks over at jej who has been suspiciously quiet for the last 4 minutes*
JEJ: Join me and together we will rule the galaxy! Er... what was your name again?
Heather: QUITE!
Kaleigh: quite what?
Heather: QUIET!
Kaleigh: Oh... okay
*everybody does*
Kaleigh: All yours heather.
Heather: Er....Duck, duck ,duck, duck ,duck ,duck ,duck, duck.....GOOSE! *tags Hermione*
Hemy: *Jumps up and trips on her school robes (which she was still wearing even though it’s August).*
Heather: *sits down in Hermione’s place*
Kaleigh: This is so... so sad... but so amusing!
Heather: I know isn't it?
Sirius: And nobody ever believes me when I say that this is a fun game.
Kaleigh: Amen Sirius!
Heather: *looks at the group* Anyone realize that Voldemort hasn't spoken yet?
Kaleigh: Yep.
Voldemort: *looks up* Hmm? Who dares disturb my nibbling crumpets!?
Kaleigh: Anyway... Hermione’s turn!
Voldemort: *giggles like a school girl*
Alan: This is going to be a long night. *sighs*
Hemy: It’s HEMY say my name correctly or I won’t play.
Sirius: And you'd better behave yourself Voldemort!
Lestat: Ok, I’m better I’ll join the game again.
Kaleigh: Yay for Lestat!
Kaleigh: Yay for Hemy!
Kaleigh: Yay for EVERYBODY!
Voldemort: *gives Sirius a seductive smile that could be mistaken for anything*
Sirius: *Shifts in spot nervously*
Hemy: That’s better. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck.........
Kaleigh: (watching Fantasia) Uh oh... Those elephants didn't eat hungry man dinner...
Heather: *looks over at Kaileigh and rolls eyes*
Lestat: You can have mine.
Kaleigh: And those crocodiles have capes!!! I WANT A CAPE!!!
Hemy: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...GOOSE! *hits Severus on the top of the head...hard*
Snape: Ouch! 5 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
Hemy: We're not in school. You can't any take points away
Snape: DON'T TALK BACK TO YOUR TEACHER!
Snape: *chases Hemy anyway*
*Interesting pink portal hole opens on other side of the room...in walks Harry*
*Another interesting black hole opens up and in walks Louis*
Lestat: Finally someone I know.
Hemy: You know something I think I’m starting to get a crush on you. (stares at Snape)
Kaleigh: Everyone I'm controlling: Who?
Louis: Lestat? What's going on?
*Yellow hole opens in the sky and in drops Claudia*
JEJ: Can someone please get tagged?
*Green hole opens up in the ceiling and in drops Lupin*
JEJ: Please? Lestat? son? anybody?
AR: Are we still playing?
Kai: I have no idea. If I am real quiet, perhaps something will happen.
Hemy: Yes, we are. But I’m a little afraid to move because people keep dropping out of the sky.
Lestat: I feel more oriented now and you're not my father. (gives JEJ a look)
JEJ: Yes I am! You can't deny your heritage!
Lestat: I’m 300 and something years old you’re to young to be my father.
JEJ: How do you know? Huh? How do you know?
*Purple portal opens up and Han Solo falls on top of Hemy*
Lestat: Because my father died during the French Revolution.
Alan: You've got to stop doing that.
Hemy: Owwwww! *rubs top of head*
Han: Ow! My arse!
Han: *rubs arse*
Hemy: QUIET
JEJ: Oh... THAT father. he wasn't your real father
Everybody: HEMY WE'RE ALL WAITING ON YOU!
Lestat: *looks over at JEJ and stares* He’s not?
JEJ: No.
Hemy: I tagged someone already.
Kaleigh: But you didn't sit down. James Earl Jones is out of the middle! Yay!!!!
Harry: Yeah, Severus get off your lazy arse and do something.
Lestat: *looks down* Claudia stop clinging to my leg.
Snape: *still hiding behind Hemy* It felt good to do that.
Heather: To do what?
Snape: To poke Hemy of course!
Claudia: But.. but...... father i missed you so.
Lestat: Louis get her off of me.
Louis: You didn't love him. you killed him. or... nearly did.
Louis: *sits next to Lestat to pry Claudia off
Claudia: Yes i did..... it was there you just had to look deep inside of me
Hemy: Why me!
Han: I'm so confused.
Alan: Welcome to my world.
Alan: Or nightmare. Whichever is preferable.
Hemy: Am I still it?
Snape: Enough of this! Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Sirius: yay! go Snapey poo!
Hemy: *giggles excitedly* He tapped me again....What? Harry don't go giving me that look
Snape: duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! *whacks Harry on the back of the head and runs like a little girl*
JEJ: I'm in the circle, not in the middle, I'm in the circle not in the middle.
Snape: I'm beating potter! Yes!
Harry: *runs after Snape and tags him*
Heather: Yay! Someone finally tagged somebody.
Snape: 50 POINTS FROM GRYFFINDOR!
Harry: You can't do that. We’re not in school.
Snape: *sits sulkily in the middle and points at Alan* You're next.
Hemy: Oh, Harry. He can do whatever he wants. *looks longingly at Snape*
Snape: *eyes widen and moves backwards*
Heather: *looks over at Kaleigh* You following this?
Kaleigh: I think so... I think... It’s Harry's turn and we've got a mess of interactions...
Harry: *looks Disgustedly at Hermione* My god Hermione…No I won’t call you Hemy...I know you better then that. Snape?
Alan: I'm not next! I'm not sitting in the middle.
Heather: That’s right. Harry tagged Snape ergo it’s Snape’s turn again.
Kaleigh: I thought Snape sat in the middle and it was Harry's turn.
Heather: No, if you get tagged while running it remains your turn.
Kaleigh: Seriously?
Sirius: Who said my name?
Lestat: No one, go back to sleep.

[Vivian Astley]

Kai: So, you 3 are all dead, correct?
Louis: Yes. We are dead, Lestat, Claudia and I.
Claudia:* looks over at Kai with an evil smile playing on her lips* Your cute.
Kai: Thank you. You are quite lovely yourself.
Claudia: *blushes*
Harry: Hermione stop staring at Snape.
Snape: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... *taps Hemy gleefully and runs away* GOOSE!
Kaleigh: Hemy, go chase Snape!
Kai: Claudia. What a delightful name.
Claudia: Thank you
Hemy: *obviously doesn't listen to Harry and stands up to go chase Snape*
Lestat: Louis are you scared yet
Louis: If it wasn't against my abilities, I'd say that yes, I was scared.
Kai: And how long have you been dead?
Claudia: A while now. *sighs and starts making little circles with her fingers in the ground*
Hemy: *misses Snape and trips over Harry and lands in his lap*
Snape: *runs around and sits in Hemy's spot*
Snape: I thought you said you loved me!
Snape: *sobs*
Hemy: I do... I think *looks up at Harry who’s smiling at her*
Lestat: Hey JEJ.
JEJ: Yes, Lestat?
Lestat: I love you father *goes up to him and hugs him causing Claudia to go into spasms*
JEJ: I love you son! Let's rule the world!
Kai: Ah. the gigashadow killed me.
Heather: The what?
Hemy *looks over* Wha?
Kai: The gigashadow. in space. I'm the last of the brunen g and a master assassin. I am kept alive by protoblood.
Claudia: *stops convulsing long enough to look up at Kai* Really?
Kai: Yes. In the light zone, I was dark, perhaps in the dark zone, I will be light.
Alan: Is this still a game or a love fest?
Heather: Not sure. Sorry.
Hemy: Damn it’s still my turn isn't it.
Han: *shrug*
Sirius: Hemy! You're holding up the game! And what happened to moldy shorts?
Hemy: * stands up* Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! *Taps Sirius on the head*
Sirius: Yay! *gets up to chase Hemy*
Sirius: *tags her* Yes! Oh yeah! I am the master of duck, duck goose!
Kaleigh: Sirius, whatever.
Voldemort: *Wakes up out of stupor long enough to smile at Sirius again and then slips back into Lala land*
JEJ: Have I ever been tagged?
Heather: I don't know but probably.
Alan: *pokes Voldemort with a stick* Wake up!
Alan: And don't kill me. You can't kill the voice of god. It's not good.
Voldemort: *wakes up with a snort* I wanna buttercup mommy. * drifts back off to sleep*
Han: If you tap him, we'd be here all day.
Hemy: its still my turn isn't it. God!
Alan: What about god?
Kaleigh: Like we are since Hemy's taking so long to duck ,duck!
Hemy: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck .....wait where's Lupin?
Hemy: Lupin?
Claudia: Hey Kai?
Kai: Yes, Claudia?
Claudia: Could you come here a minute?
Lupin: I was just watching this vampire. He's quite fascinating. *pokes Louis*
Kai: Of course Claudia.
Lestat: *looks over at them and smiles wickedly*
Claudia: Thank you
Snape: I'm losing precious hours of my life.
Hemy: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck goose. Lupin your It.
Lupin: Excuse me? Oh floody buck monkey. *chases Hemy*
Hemy: *runs giggling like a four year old and sits in Lupin’s seat*
JEJ: Lestat, will you rule the world with an iron fist with me?
Lestat: No father.... I don't want to take over the world I want to take your eyeball.
JEJ: Why son? Why? I'm not a spare parts junk pile! First my hand and now my eye! I thought you loved me.
Lestat: I do love you. but I love your eye more.
Hemy: *glances at louis*
Hemy: Wow
Louis: What?
Hemy: *quickly looks away* Harry?
Lupin: Okay... Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck………
Lupin: Duck, duck, duck goose! *taps Claudia*
Claudia: *stands up* Finally! *runs off after Lupin*
Lupin: *sits down in Claudia's seat between the 2 vampires*
Lupin: Now I don't have to stare.
Heather: *pssssst* Kaleigh
Kaleigh: What?
Heather: Do you think we should save this and put it under Death-Curse?
Kaleigh: Perhaps we should... hehehehehehehehe!!!!!
JEJ: *sobbing* Fine! Take it! *pops his eye out and hands it to Lestat*
Lestat: Thank you. *places eyeball in his empty socket*
Alan: Who are all these people? I'm so lost...
JEJ: *gets another eye from his pocket and replaces it in his old socket*
Lestat, Claudia, Voldemort, Hemy, Harry, Heather: Ewwwwwwwww!!!
JEJ: What?
Hemy: *jumps into Harry’s arms and snuggles into him like a four year old would*
Sirius: What? Oh... *pokes Voldemort just because*
Snape: There will be another 5 points from Gryffindor if we don't keep on going... *gnashes teeth together*
Lupin: *looks over at Claudia* It's your turn.
Claudia: *tears her eyes away from Kai and looks at the group* Fine.
Claudia: duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck goose. *Taps Kai on the shoulder
Kaleigh: Heather! You still awake over there? What happened to Voldemort, Lestat, and Harry?
Heather: Don't know.
Harry: What did someone mention me? *continues to hold Hermione who is sobbing into his shoulder for some reason*
Claudia: *starts skipping away*
Kai: Oh dear, I believe I have been tagged. *gets up and stalks Claudia playfully*
Snape: No, you fool! You're stalking all wrong!
Sirius: Yeah! The games reached an all time high right now. *grumbles at the slow pace*
Claudia: *sits in Kai’s place and smiles triumphantly*
Kai: *grins at Claudia and ducks*
Who are you people and oh my. *Stares at Sirius*
Kai: duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck goose. *tags Lestat and runs away*
Lestat: *gets up* Ok, now before I chase after this man like a little nancy I want to get the rules straight...I can't use any vampire powers.
Kaleigh: Lestat, no vampire powers.
Lestat: damn *starts chasing Kai*
Claudia: Oh, don't hurt him. *looks fearfully after them*
Voldemort: *stares at Sirius* You are hot did you know that?
Lestat: Jeez even I’m afraid.
Kaleigh: who did old moldy short mean?
Sirius: I'm afraid to ask.
Voldemort: You silly *slaps Sirius playfully on the arm*
Sirius: *whimpers* I'm so, so afraid.
Kai: *runs around and makes it back to Lestat’s seat*
Kai: *looks around at Lupin, Louis and Claudia and waves.*
Claudia: Oh thank god.* kisses Kai lightly on the cheek*
Kai: *blushes even though the dead can't blush*
Heather: That’s ok. Claudia already blushed once.
Hemy: *stops crying and looks up at Harry and whispers so only he can hear* Harry?
Harry: *whispers* yeah ‘Mione
Hermione: *looks up and smiles*
JEJ: Lestat, how's the eye working for you?
Lestat: Very nicely actually ..... duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck....Goose *taps Louis on the head*
Louis: Lestat you damnable creature! *chases Lestat*
Lestat: *runs and nearly trips over Claudia but makes it back to Louis’ seat*
Alan: Hello? Have we all forgotten about me?
Everyone: YES!
Alan: *tear*
Heather: Awwwww. They don't mean it like it’s a bad thing.
Snape: *grins wickedly* See! nobody would forget me, but you... ha!
Alan: Why you miserable- *jumps on Snape*
Hemy: *looks over in alarm* What are you two doing? Stop that right now!
Voldemort: *places hand on Sirius's leg*
Sirius: *squeaks* Help!

[Vivian Astley]

Voldemort: *laughs evilly*
Louis: *shrugs* duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck goose. *taps Alan on the head to be sympathetic*
Alan: Yay!
*they chase each other and Alan is happy*
Lestat: Lupin? Where are you?
Alan: Hehehehe.... duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Lestat: Lupin damn it answer me!!!!!!!!!!
Lupin: yes Lestat?
Lestat: Oh there you are. Your friend over there. Yeah, him. He seems to be calling for help.
Han: What a surreal experience. Not that I'd use a word like surreal in my daily expressions but, oh well.
Lupin: *looks* which one?
Claudia: That one.
Alan: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Lestat: Claudia! What have I told you about eavesdropping?
Sirius: Moony old pal, you've gotta help me! Moldy shorts is putting the moves on me!
Lupin: ewwwwwww.
Claudia: *leans in fear against Kai* Don't.
Kai: I will protect you Claudia
Claudia: *whispers* Thank you.
Kai: anytime love
Lestat: *shakes his head*
Alan: GOOSE! *slaps JEJ, who had been dozing and runs away*
JEJ: Hmm? Oh... *chases Alan who is safe*
Claudia: *Looks up at Kai* Will...*gulp* will you marry me?
Kai: Claudia! I'd be honored!
Claudia: Really? Yay!
Claudia: *starts singing* Going to the chapel and I’m gonna get married, Goin’ to the chapel and I’m gonna get married…
Lestat: Will you stop that incessant singing.
JEJ: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck goose! *flicks Lestat's head*
Kai: *kisses Claudia*
Claudia: *pulls away from the kiss* Father?
Lestat: Hmm?
Claudia: Will you be the one to give me away?
Kai: Please, Mr. Lestat?
Lestat: Oh, I was tagged wasn't I. *gets up and runs after JEJ*
Louis: *shakes head*
Claudia: Oh dear...*scoots over towards Louis* Louis…
JEJ: *makes it back*
Louis: *strokes Claudia's hair like a dolls*
Claudia: Louis I’m sorry.... I ... I wasn't thinking clearly.
Harry: *looks over at the scene progressing*
Louis: It's all right. If you are happy, that is desirable.
Claudia: Desirable?
Louis: Of course Claudia. Don't you want to be happy?
Hemy: Harry….
Snape: *snaps out of trance and straightens hair and clothes* This is too strange. A vampiric marriage... wow…
Alan: Agreed.
Harry: *looks down at Hermione* Yes.
Hemy: *kisses Harry*
Harry and Hemy: They're getting married? *goes back to kissing*
Sirius: Ewwww!
Claudia: Yes...Yes I do... I have a splendid idea *claps her hands together*
Kai: What is it my dear?
Lupin: Padfoot, I wouldn't be talking *points at Voldemort who is now exploring Sirius' body with his eyes*
Sirius: Yes... that is true. Moldy shorts, please stop giving me elevator eyes.
Kaleigh: Anybody know what happened to Lestat?
Lestat: Huh? What? I've been here the whole time.
Kaleigh: then hurry up and duck people!
Claudia: Louis can be our best man, oh doesn't that sound delightful.
Kai: Would you Louis?
Louis: Huh? um... all right?
Claudia: Yay! *kisses Louis softly on the cheek and gives him a big hug*
Louis: *is nearly toppled over but hugs back*
Lestat: duck, duck, duck, duck, duck ..........Goose *hits Voldemort a little too hard on the head*
Voldemort: Oh *looks over Sirius again and gets up and starts chasing Lestat*
Sirius: *breathes a huge sigh of relief*
Harry: *pulls back form that surprisingly long kiss and looks over at Lestat who has just made it back before Voldemort* Thanks.
Alan: Isn't this bloody terrific. *sulks about his lack of love*
Snape: Who needs that stuff anyway?
Heather: Kaleigh give Alan a hug.
Kaleigh: All too happy! *glomps Alan*
*A door appears and in walks Mcgonagall*
Snape: harumpf!
*collective gasp*
Mcgonagall: *walks up to Snape and kisses him hard on the lips before disappearing through the door*
Heather: The doors gone to. So don't get any weird ideas.
Snape: *jaw hangs open* Hot diggity…
Claudia: Oh my.
Kai: Agreed.
JEJ: Lestat... do you love me?
Lestat: We've been over this before.. of course I love you don't you get that.
Kaleigh: he means in a father-son sort of way, okay.
Heather: *hits Kaleigh* Of course I know that I know that.
JEJ: Can I have my eye back for a few minutes?
Lestat: Nope.
JEJ: Please? I'll get you new and better eye. They can rebuild it. They have the technology, better, stronger and faster... just as soon as my check from Verizon comes in the mail.
Lestat: *purposefully ignores him*
Sirius: *eyes Voldemort who is staring back at him but not ducking anybody*
Voldemort: duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...*pauses at Sirius to stroke his hair* duck, duck goose! *tags Harry*
Sirius: *shudders*
Alan: I love love!
Kaleigh: You go Alan!
Harry: *Looks over at Voldemort and gives him the evil eye and gently pushes Hermione off him* Thank god. My but was starting to fall asleep. *starts chasing Voldemort*
Hemy: Oh no *looks at Lestat who’s filing his nails* What if Voldemort does beat Harry for once?
Lupin: Sirius you can look again... He's not near you anymore.
Voldemort: *sits next to Hermione*
Sirius: YES!
Lestat: My god you're a whiny bunch.
Kaleigh: Tell me about it Lestat.
Louis: I haven't said anything Lestat.
Hemy: *shudder* *looks up at Harry*
Kaleigh: There should be a rule... no picking your lovers...
Heather: Damn.
Harry: *looks grumpily at Kaleigh*
Kaleigh: What? What's wrong with you now?
Harry: *sticks his tongue out at Kaileigh and gives her the finger*
Kaleigh: *gives Harry the finger right back*
Kaleigh: More ducking less living, go on!
Harry: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck *runs around the circle to fast and passes out from lack of food*
*everybody stares*
Kaleigh: Damn... well... that sucks... anybody else wanna go?
Hemy: Oh My God! *jumps up faster then Voldemort had anticipated(he fell over) and runs over to Harry*
Kaleigh: You know what I just noticed? that Draco isn't in this picture...
Heather: Yeah, he hasn't even made a five second appearance.
Snape: Who cares... he was a whiny little brat.

[Vivian Astley]

Snape: And his father's even worse.
*Ceiling turned gray and Draco drops in the room*
Draco: *immediately sees Harry and rushes over*
Alan: The less, the merrier. that means less snogging *looks accusingly at Claudia and Kai*
Snape: *sighs and cradles his head in his hand*
Claudia: Just because no one loves you doesn't mean that you have to make fun of us.
Kai: Did I fail to mention that I'm a trained assassin?
Claudia: Yes and I love you all the more for it.
Draco: Harry sweetheart are you ok?
Hemy: *looks flabbergasted* He's mine! You stay away.
Snape: *shouting* And you were mine!
Snape: *grumbles*
Alan: *shrug* What a strange game.
Draco: No he's mine! *grabs one of Harry's arms*
Hemy: No he's mine! *grabs the other arm*
*a violent game of tug of war ensues*
Kaleigh: *sigh* *gets up, takes Harry out of their arms, gives him some magically apparated food and Harry's all better and like new* I saved your life today and you'd better remember that!
Harry: Mom? *faints again*
Kaleigh: *rolls eyes * *gives him more food and he wakes up*
Hemy : *looks at Kaileigh and smiles* Thank you. *she drags harry back to his seat*
Draco: Damn it. Fine. *stalks off and mysteriously disappears into a shadowy corner*
Heather: Kaleigh, are you afraid?
Kaleigh: I'm not afraid. I'm insulted that they're behaving like children.
Heather: true
Kaleigh: Now can we resume this game?
Heather: Can anyone make Claudia stop kissing Kai.
Sirius: Only if you make moldy shorts stop eyeing me.
Heather: Fine Voldemort stop eyeing Sirius.
Lupin: Shh. It's all right Padfoot.
Voldemort: But I don't wanna. *starts crying*
Kai: When you've experienced love, then you can tell us to stop kissing.
Heather: Fine. *sulks into a far off corner*
Kaleigh: Good lord... Harry, DUCK PEOPLE!
Harry: Oh what? *looks around at the weird group of people* duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck goose *taps Han*
Han: *wakes up from whatever it is he was doing* Huh? I'm still here? Wow... *chases Harry*
Harry: *starts to run but trips over Heather who is sobbing on the ground*
Kaleigh: Heather, come on. Kai's just being a brat. *glares at Kai*
Heather: *sniffle* Really?
Kaleigh: Yes, of course Heather. Please come back. *puppy dog eyes*
Heather: Ok. *stands up*
Han: *tags Harry triumphantly* Yes!
Sirius: Yeah, but you're not better than me!
Han: *glares at Sirius*
Han: Fine. *sulks*
Alan: Snape, have you been following this?
Snape: Not really. There's too much snogging going on.
Lestat: What happened to Louis?
Louis: I'm right here Lestat.
Lestat: Good. I was getting worried I’d lost you again.
Louis: I'll never leave your side again. *looks at Lestat almost *too* seriously*
Lestat: I don't know if I should be nervous or delighted.
Louis: Whatever floats your boat Lestat.
Lestat: Oh goody!
Louis: I thought you'd like that.
Claudia: *takes out a pad of paper and pen* When should we get married?
Kai: Whenever is convenient for you. I have all the time in the universe. Of course, we will need guests, won't we?
Claudia: Yes........How about everyone in this room?
Kai: Delightful!
*a window materializes and in walks a pastor*
Claudia: How about now?
Kai: How convenient!
JEJ: I thought we were playing duck, duck goose?
Heather: We were.
Kaleigh: I guess were is the key word... this is really out of control... I still remember when I said 'do you wanna play duck, duck goose...
Heather: So do I Kaleigh.
Kaleigh: That scares me...
Claudia: People....PEOPLE!
Kai: Quiet! Don't make me assassinate you!
Claudia: I love you so much.
Kai: I love you too, Claudia.
Lestat: *in a streak of uncharacteristic nice ness* That's so sweet...Isn't it Louis?
Alan: Eww... Hey, what happened to Voldemort?
Voldemort: *starts looking Snape up and down* Do I know you?
Claudia: *starts sobbing into Kai’s shoulder*
Kai: *hugs Claudia fiercely*
Kai: What is it?
Sirius: I don't want to see a wedding! I want to play duck, duck goose!!! *cries*
Lupin: It's okay Sirius... It's okay...
Hemy: FINE!
Claudia: *sobbing* It’s...no-t fair...we’re supposed to be getting mar-ried.
Hemy: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck *taps Sirius* goose.
Sirius: Yippee! *glares at Voldemort* *runs after Hemy*
Claudia: Oh Kai...*starts sobbing uncontrollably*
Kai: Forget the whole ceremony, let's just kiss and have done with it.
Claudia: But that’s not legal. I wanna be legally married.
Hemy: *doesn't make it back because Claudia was in the way*
Sirius: YES! Score another one for the padmeister! *does a dance*
Hemy: *glares at Sirius*
Kai: We still have the pastor don't we? All we need is one witness.
Claudia: *looks around* I choose him. *points at Louis just to make him feel better*
Kai: *grabs Han forcibly and drags him over*
Claudia: Hmmm...Now what?
Louis: *shrug* All right. At least I’m not near that lunatic. *stares at Sirius*
Pastor: Is there anybody who objects to the joining of these two in hold matrimony?
Heather: I guess not.
Everyone but Lestat, Harry, Hemy, Louis and Kai: YES!
*Hemy and Harry are holding hand smiling at each other*
Lestat, Louis, Harry, Hemy, Kai, Claudia: What? Why?
Snape: Too much snogging…
Claudia: *starts bawling* Why do you hate me so much?
Alan: If you have enough love for the class, go ahead, but I don't see enough.
JEJ: Because we came to play some hardcore duck, duck goose!
Kai: *sweeps Claudia up and they run away to get married on a remote moon*

Review even if u dont gewt it

[Jeffrey]

It gets better and better everytime i read it. And for clarification, Kai is from the show 'Lexx' and he's undead, kept 'alive' with stuff called 'protoblood'. Lexx is on at 4 in the morning on fridays if you feel so inclined.

[Jeffrey]

As if reading the story weren't enough, try the quiz. You kind of know who the characters are, now, find out which one you bear a striking resemblance to. It's really cool. You'll be missing out if you don't. And you get to see spiffy pictures as modified by me. When are you ever gonna see spiffy pictures again if not here? So please take the quiz and get a taste of what's to come.

quizilla.com/users/buxtry/quizzes/Which%20Duck%20Duck%20Goose%20character%20are%20you%3F%20(Now%20with%20pictures!)

(edit: you can either cut and paste or click what link is there and choose the 'which duck duck goose character are you (now with pictures)'. if you feel so inclined, you can choose 'which necronomicon ex mortis are you', but it has nothing to do with this story. carry on.)

[Vivian Astley]

do you happen to have the rest of this somewhere ?

[Jeffrey]

I do, I do! I do believe in fairies!!! ;D

Kaleigh: Biff wants to play ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’.
Heather: Oh dear.
Kaleigh: Yes!
Heather: ‘Yes!’ What?
Kaleigh: Quote, ‘Oh dear.’ Yes!
Heather: I see.
Kaleigh: Yes.
Heather: Does anyone else wanna’ play, or shall we start slow?
Kaleigh: We've left all our other players hanging.
Heather: True… except for Claudia and Kai. They're on some remote moon.
Kaleigh: Yes. They are happy. On their remote moon. As I recall... Harry was supposed to duck.
Heather: Does Biff like cheese?
Kaleigh: I don't see why not. He likes bacon a lot too.
Heather: So… are we gonna’ resume our game or not?
Biff: Rancid yak butter!
Heather: Hehehe…
Kaleigh: Way ahead of you.
Heather: I noticed that.
Kaleigh: *wink*
Heather: So I guess I should force Harry to go duck some people.
Kaleigh: We've only been waiting since yesterday.
Heather: Well, sorry.
Harry: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
JEJ: *dies of boredom*
Lestat: Noooooo!!!
Louis: Will this madness never cease!?
Hemy: Nope, sorry.
Lupin: Interesting... the vampires are being driven out of their minds by ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’...
Harry: Duck ,duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Snape: Once a DADA professor, always a DADA professor. *glowering at Lupin*
Harry: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck ,duck, duck, duck…
Kaleigh: *pokes JEJ with a stick*
JEJ: *doesn't move*
Kaleigh: Hey Kai, you know dead people... is JEJ dead?
Louis: Kai left, remember?
Kaleigh: Oh yeah...
*A moment passes*
Kaleigh: Do you think he's dead, Louis?
Louis: *looks* I don't know.
Harry : Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
*Another moment passes*
Kaleigh: *pointing at Heather and all her people* What about them?
Louis: *shrug*
Harry: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Sirius: Harry, duck faster or Godfather or not, I will strangle you.
Harry: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... goose. *taps Snape*
Snape: *starts* What the hell? Argh! POTTER! *chases Harry*
Harry: *runs and slides into Snape’s seat*
Hemy: Hey, who're the new guys?
Snape: *snarling* Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... DUCK *smacks Harry*
Biff: EEK! This isn't Joy's house!
Joy: *looks around* Where am I?
Snape: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck goose! *pokes Joy*
Joy *squeals* I’ll get you yet!
Snape: *giggles and runs away*
Joy: *chases after him*
Biff: Where's Josh? I’m LOST!
Hemy: Josh?
Biff: Yeah, you know... Son of God and all. The Messiah? You've never heard of him?
Snape: *slips into Joy's seat*
Hemy: *eyes grow big* Really? You know the Son of God?
Biff: Yeah. I knew him since I was six. He was a brat then but don’t let him know I told you that.
Hemy: Wow.
Biff: *nods.*
Joy: Humph. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck goose. *tags Voldemort*
Voldemort: *looks around in a daze then shrugs and runs after Joy*
Sirius: *sighs happily*
Hemy: Harry you hear that? He knows the Son of God.
Biff: You guys wouldn't happen to have bacon around, would you?
Harry: *stares at Biff* Bacon? Mmm... bacon... I’m starved.
Hemy: You’re starved? You ate recently.
Kaleigh: *sigh**looks at Harry* You're a frickin’ wizard! Make some goddamned food appear or something!
Biff: Yeah, nobody cares about me. Only Joshua... *sulks*
Joy: *sits in Voldemort's seat*
Harry: I don't know how.
Alan: It's gotten kind of crowded in here...
Voldemort: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Kaleigh: *sigh* Long, long night...
Alan: Or morning. You never know.
Voldemort: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose. *whaps Lupin on the back of the head*
Lupin: *starts violently* What, huh, where am I? Oh... you again... *chases Voldemort*
Sirius: Go Moony! You show that bastard who’s boss!
Voldemort *runs away*
Hemy: *stands up and goes over to Harry*
Lupin: *catches up and tags Voldemort*
Voldemort: Gr…
Sirius: WOOHOO! YOU GO WONDER DOG! IN YOUR FACE, SNAKE-HEAD! *does funky dance*
Voldemort: *snifflesniffle*
Lupin: Sirius, enough all right? You're going to make him cry.
Voldemort: *starts to sob and goes over to Louis who is being awfully quiet*
Louis: *eyes shift crazily around the room but pats Voldemort stiffly on the back*
Han: *laughs*
Lestat: *looks over at Louis* Hey, why haven't you comforted me yet?
Louis: Because you haven't asked. Do you want me to?
Lestat: I have too asked, but no not anymore.
Snape: *kicks JEJ tentatively* Is he still dead?
Kaleigh: Maybe he’s in a coma.
Louis: He could possibly be a deep sleeper.
Hemy: Or he could just be dead.
JEJ: *wakes up* Did someone say my name?
Kaleigh: YAY!!!
Heather: You weren’t supposed to wake up.
JEJ: Why not?
Heather: Because.
JEJ: *sniff*
Heather: Hang on, I have an interesting idea.
Han: *drops dead in JEJ's place*
Heather: No!!!
Kaleigh: You're over there!
Heather: Where?
Kaleigh: The corner!
Heather: What corner I’m so confused.
Kaleigh: The shadowy one that Kai and Claudia left from.
Heather: Oh. Hey! You don’t like me anymore?
Kaleigh: No... I was merely making a statement. You were over there. Or farther over there than I am.
Heather: Oh.
Kaleigh: *shrug*
Heather: Anyway...
Kaleigh: *pokes Han with a stick*
Hemy: Why did he die?
Kaleigh: We needed to make an offering to the gods. It also made some space.
Hemy: Oh.
Sirius: *snorts*
Harry: Who's ‘It’?
Lupin: Wasn't it Moldy Shorts?
Voldemort: Stop calling me that.
Sirius: Why don't you make us, Moldy Shorts?
Voldemort: *starts plotting evil plan*
*Everyone’s oblivious*
Lestat: If he won't play, I’ll start. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Kaleigh: Go Lestat!
Alan: So… how's everybody doing?
Lestat: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose! *taps Biff*
Biff: This is like a game we used to play in Nazareth... ‘Stone the Sodomites’... *shrug* *chases Lestat*
Alan: Okay fine... ignore me... I'm used to it.
Hemy: We're dying off. Couldn't you tell?
Lestat: *runs and sits back down*
Biff: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Alan: Yes, but the rest of you can still answer me.
Snape: No respect. No respect at all. *mysterious dog comes up and pees on Snape's leg then leaves* Damn Rodney Dangerfield.
Everyone else: We're just peachy. Couldn’t you tell?
Biff: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! *taps Heather*
Heather: Oh. *gets up and chases Biff*
Biff: *trips on Hemy's school robes which she is still wearing even though it's 24 hours later*
Everyone except Hemy: ...
Louis: *shakes head and leans in close to Lestat* Do you think we could take them? Just suck their blood and kill them so we can leave?
Lestat: No, not yet.
Louis: Why not?
Biff: *tries to crawl back to Heather's seat who is taking an awfully long time to tag him*
Heather: What....oh I was looking at Voldemort’s weird drawing. *tags Biff*
Biff: Damn. I never was very good at ‘Stone the Sodomites’. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Sirius: *looks fearful* What drawings?
Heather: The ones he’s drawing.
Hemy: Hey Lupin, what are you thinking about?
Lupin: How much I'd like to find an exit. I have to pee.
Hemy: That was an over-share.
Lupin: *shrug* You did ask, didn't you?
Hemy: Well… yes… but don’t ever mention that again.
Lupin: Does having to go to the bathroom disturb you, ‘Mione?
Hemy: Yes, yes it does.
Lupin: You are a strange girl, ‘Mione.
Hemy: Thank you.
Lupin: That wasn't a complement.
Hemy: So?
Lupin: *shakes head at everybody*
Biff: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Sirius: *looks up from his pondering* What would those drawings be of?
Biff: GOOSE! *tags Voldemort*
Voldemort: *looks up from funny stick figures* Curse you!! *jumps up and chases after him LEAVING THE DRAWINGS BEHIND hint, hint, hint*
Sirius: *cranes neck over at Voldemort’s old seat* EEK!
JEJ: Lestat, can I have my eye back yet?
Lestat: NO!
JEJ: *cries*
Biff: *sits down*
Voldemort: What are you looking at?
Sirius: *high squeaky voice* NOTHING! Nothing at all... hehe... MOONY HELP ME!!!
Harry: *sneaks over to Voldemort’s seat and looks at pictures**turns pale and backs away*
Sirius: *grins widely at Voldemort while trying to hide the fear in his eyes*
Kaleigh: What? *looks at drawings too* All I see are stick figures... hey... is that one... ah... is that Sirius? and... Harry...? and... EW!!!
Voldemort: DUCK, *whacks Sirius on the top of the head* duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Sirius: *whimpers*
Hemy: Let me see those.
Sirius: Please, Hemy, don't! Save yourself!
Voldemort: Duck, duck, duck, duck….
Hemy: Why? *grabs pictures out of Kaleigh’s hand*
Kaleigh: *shudder*
Hemy: Ew! *drops pictures*
Lupin: All right, Sirius, I'll help you... ‘Mione hand me the pictures.
Hemy: *picks pictures up and hands them to Lupin* Here, you can have them.
Lupin: *looks* *blanches* Dear god... you are the most evil being in the history of the world... Voldemort! I'm impressed!
Voldemort: *stops and laughs evilly*
Alan: *peers over Lupin's shoulder* Wow... that is scary.
Lupin: Voldemort! You rule!
Voldemort: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose. *taps Sirius*
Sirius: Lupin! How could you! *chases Voldemort reluctantly*
Voldemort: *frolics instead of runs*
Sirius: *drops onto floor and convulses*
Lestat: *peers at him and goes back to talking with Louis*
Snape: *pokes Sirius* Do you think he's dead?
Alan: No. He's still moving.
Snape: Damn.
*Hemy and Harry look at each other*
Lupin: *has eyes only for Voldemort* Will you tell me why I wasn't in the picture, Tommy Riddle?
Louis: Lestat, why can't we kill these people now and put them out of their misery?
Voldemort: Wha? *looks down at Sirius*
Sirius: *twitch*
Voldemort: *cackles*
Lupin: You big, beautiful, evil being! Give me a hug!
Everyone but Lupin : *twitch*
Voldemort: *backs away from Lupin and trips over Harry*
Sirius: *shudders, gets up and tags Voldemort to end the chase* *walks away rigidly*

[Jeffrey]

Harry: Can we start to play again?
Voldemort: Darn! Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Harry: *starts to wipe his shirt violently to get the germs off of it*
Alan: They're after your shirt now too? *grumbles* It never ends!
Voldemort: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck… goose. *taps a new character who’s magically appeared*
Everyone: *looks around*
Biff: Is it Josh?
New character without a name: What are we doing?
Biff: Ah... nope, Josh was hairier.
NCWAN: Someone answer me! Who am I? I’m so confused!
Lupin: Amnesia... I’ve seen it before... *goes back to making puppy eyes at 'Tommy Riddle'*
Voldemort: *backs into shadowy corner* I brought this upon myself didn’t I?
Lupin: You sure did, Tommy.
Voldemort: *shivers*
Sirius: *shrugs and goes back to being happy it's not him anymore*
Lestat: Louis.
Louis: What?
Lestat: Let’s kill them now… slowly. One by one.
Louis: Finally. I've been waiting for this.
Lestat: Who's ‘It’?
Kaleigh: Wasn't it Voldemort?
Heather: Possibly, but he’s hiding in a corner.
Kaleigh: Again...? Nuts... nobody better pick Voldemort ever again, all right?
Heather: All right but actually, I think it’s the nameless character’s turn.
NCWAN: Where am I... who am I... what am I supposed to be doing?
Hemy: Jeez, this is going slow.
Sirius: I'll agree with that.
JEJ: Can I have my eye back NOW?
Lestat: NO! You won't ever get it back. SUFFER!
JEJ: *whimper* But son! I told you I could get you a new one!
Lestat: Yes, but I like yours thanks.
JEJ: *cries* YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE! I KNEW IT!
Lestat: Good Grief. *looks at Louis* He's first when we start killing them.
Louis: What about the gay one? *points at Voldemort*
Lestat: He's kinda’ growing on me. Save him for last.
Louis: Drat. What about the other gay one? *points at Lupin*
Lestat: Hm... he's more annoying... you can kill him first if you like.
Louis: Good.
Kaleigh: Hey guys, I'm sitting next to you. Can you stop plotting to kill us all?
Lestat: *looks at Kaleigh* Don’t tell the world.
Hemy: You’re going to kill us? *starts to cry*
Kaleigh: I couldn't tell the world if I wanted to. But this room is a different matter.
Lestat: ...
Louis: Don't make me kill you.
Kaleigh: Now you're starting to sound like Kai.
Hemy: *crying gets louder*
Harry: Aw, ‘Mione, don’t cry.
Lupin: Please… *rubs sore ear*
Voldemort: *comes out of corner and knocks Lestat out*
Louis: NO!!!
JEJ: NO!!!
Kaleigh: *phew*
Hemy: *sobs subside*
Snape: My old evil master knocking out the thing that's going to kill me. Should I be relieved?
Lupin: Don't you dare talk to me about being relieved! *squeezes legs tighter together*
Harry: So, so disturbing.
Lupin: What is it with you people and the toilet?
Hemy: Stop! Stop it, please.
*all of a sudden, a toilet and curtain appears in the darkest corner*
Lupin: SCORE!!! *runs over and draws the curtain*
Hemy: Thank God that’s over with.
Louis: LESTAT! Lestat speak to me!
Lestat: What, what do you want now?
JEJ: Voldemort hit you kind of hard. We were afraid you might have been knocked out.
Lestat: Who... who are you?
JEJ: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Louis: It would just be merciful now to leave him out in the sun.
Lestat: What? What about the sun?
Louis: Nothing... *sniff* Nothing at all.
Lestat: Who are you?
Louis: I'm Louis. You made me. oh Lestat! *sobs*
Lestat: Made you what?
Hemy: Wow! What an unusual turn of events.
Kaleigh: I'll say. Now there are two amnesiacs.
Sirius: Do you think they still know how to play ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’?
Heather: Probably.
NCWAN: Who am I? Do I have a name?
Louis: We're vampires, Lestat. We die if put in the sun.
Lestat: We're what?
Louis: Lestat... you're a vampire! You're famous! You’ve sold millions of albums and copies of your book! Lestat, you've gotta’ remember!
Lestat: Sure... Louis is it? If I’m a vampire then *points at Harry* he's a wizard. Like that could ever happen. *snigger*
Heather: Lestat, he is a wizard.
*Drinks and food magically appear, including many goblets of blood for the vampires, and the bathroom is still there*
Tonks: Wow, my memory came back fast.
Louis: *sniffs blood* It's not cold. *drinks* Not bad at all. It's quite fresh, Lestat.
Lestat: What... Why would I want to drink that? *makes disgusted face*
Louis: Lestat, you're a vampire. You've got to drink blood or you'll shrivel up like a prune.
Lestat: I like prunes. And… who are you?
Louis: *rubs sore spot between eyeballs* I’m your goddamned fledgling you idiot!
Lestat: Fledge what?
Louis: FLEDGLING, YOU IDIOT! FLEDGLING!!! YOU MADE ME A VAMPIRE!
Lestat: A what? *looks around at group with smile on face*
Louis: DAMN YOU!!! *pants uncontrollably*
Tonks: Sirius, Lupin? What am I doing here?
Sirius: Damned if I know. Last I was aware, we were playing ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’.
Tonks: Really! *stumbles over Harry and sits next to Lupin* Sorry, Harry dear.
Lupin: Yeah... but Voldemort stole my heart... and we haven't done much of anything since.
JEJ: Lestat, can I have my eye back?
Lestat: Why would I have your eye?
JEJ: But you do. All you have to do is pull the eye out and hand it to me. I’ll give you mine if you'd like.
Lestat: Ew, get away from me.
Harry: Hey, where did Voldemort go?
Alan: *stares into the shadows* I think he's hiding in the toilet because of Lupin.
Hemy: Don’t talk to Lupin that way.
Snape: Little girl, I assure you, for as long as I am your teacher and have the power to give you a T for Troll, he can talk to Lupin however he wants.
Alan: You tell her.
Hemy: *starts to sniffle*
Kaleigh: Oh Snape. *sighs and whacks him over the head*
Snape: Ow! *snarls at Kaleigh*
Hemy: *laughs despite herself*
Lestat: Are you ok? *looks at Louis*
Louis: No, I'm not okay! Lestat! Remember who you are! You are Lestat de Lioncourt!
Lestat: Lestat de Lioncourt? What a funny name. Should I know him?
Louis: Of course you know him! You are him!
Lestat: Am I?
Louis: Yes!
Alan: *stifles girlish giggle*
Harry: *looks at Alan and starts to twitch*
Alan: *looks at Harry* What's wrong with you?
Kaleigh: *looks at Harry, cocks an eyebrow and snuggles into Alan*
Harry: *twitches some more*
Hemy: *looks concerned*
Kaleigh: Maybe he’s having a seizure.
Alan: *shakes head and pats Kaleigh to see what Harry will do next*
Lupin: *looks for Voldemort and smiles wolfishly as he spies a pair of ugly feet in the bathroom stall* Come out... come out... where ever... you are...
Voldemort: *shakes, telling himself it’s a bad dream in that bathroom*
Kaleigh: *smiles up at Alan and sticks tongue out at Harry*
Harry: *rises to his feet but Hemy pulls him back down*
Kaleigh: *smirks at Harry and plays with a stray lock of Alan's hair*
Lupin: I spy... with my little eyes... hey... anybody know what today is?
Heather: Uh Monday.
Lupin: Uh oh...
Heather: What?
Hemy: Oh God, please not what it think it is.
Lupin: Oh dear...
Sirius: *smacks forehead in exasperation*
Harry: *looks very uncomfortable*
Tonks: *scoots away from Lupin*
Snape: *rolls eyes* Such a drama queen... here. *whips out of his cloak the handy dandy Wolfsbane potion*
Lupin: Snape... I don't know whether to kiss you or... what... *grasps handy dandy vial and tosses it down*
*Collective sigh of relief*
Snape: *shrugs* It's nice to be prepared. But I’m not gay, so don’t kiss me.
JEJ: Weren't we playing ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’? Ever?
Hemy: Yeah we were playing, but I lost track of whose turn it is.
Kaleigh: I thought it was Voldemort's...
Lupin: AaawwwOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sirius: Nice werewolf. *pats Lupin's head and makes him sit*
Heather: Voldemort's still hiding from Lupin, Kaleigh.
Kaleigh: Yeah, but now there's nothing to fear. He's just a harmless little werewolf, isn't he?
Lupin: *evil eye*
Heather: That’s not why he’s hiding.
Kaleigh: I know why he was, but now he has no reason to.
Heather: True, but I’m afraid to convince him to come out.
Louis: Lestat? Do you remember anything at all? About New Orleans? The Vampire Lestat? Akasha?
Lestat: *stares dreamily at ceiling freaking Harry out beyond belief*
Kaleigh: Harry was already freaked out by me and Alan though.
Alan: *shrug*
Harry: I’m freaked out for reasons that you may know soon.
Kaleigh: Oh well. Who's going to volunteer?
Sirius: I'll do it! Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Hemy: Yay, we're playing again.
Biff: I completely forgot to talk this past half hour...
Joy: I know.
Biff: What a waste that is.
Sirius: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose! *tags Heather and runs away*
Heather: Oh what? *looks around*
Kaleigh: Heather! You've been goosed!
Heather: Oh...*runs after Sirius*
Joy: Wanna’ leave through that obscure corner over there?
Biff: Okay. I wanna’ see Josh again.
Joy: Ok.
Heather: *snifflesniffle*
Sirius: Heather! You're disappointed about something, aren't you? *sits down in Heather's spot*
Lupin: AaawwwOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Snape: Pipe down you stupid dog!
Sirius: HEY!
Lupin: GRRR!!!
Snape: Eek! Alan, hold me!
Harry: *backs into wall dragging Hemy with him*
Alan: *whimper*
Hemy: So, so afraid.
Kaleigh: Hey biyatch! He's mine!
Joy: Ok Biff, now would be a good time to leave.
Biff: Agreed! *they leave*
Lestat: What’s going on?
Snape: He's mine you twat
Louis: I don't know, Lestat. Be afraid.
Lestat: I can do that.
Louis: Good, you do that.
*A tug-o-war contest between Kaleigh and Snape break out*
Alan: Ow! Hey!
Kaleigh: *whips out trusty magic wand* Ex-PELLIARMUS!!!
Snape: *flies across room*
Heather: Who did that? Gah! I’m so confused…
Kaleigh: I did that, thanks very much.
Heather: Oh well good on you then.
Kaleigh: Very!
Alan: Remind me not to get you mad.
Kaleigh: *smiles innocently*
Snape: Curses.
Kaleigh: Hmm... is anybody ducking?
Heather: Nope, I probably should, but...
Kaleigh: But...?
Heather: Nothing, never mind. *looks over at Sirius and Lupin*
Sirius: *cocks head, shrugs and stokes Lupin’s oh-so-silky fur*
Heather: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... goose. *taps Louis*

[Jeffrey]

Snape: *rejoins circle in different spot* Grumble, grumble stupid twat grumble, grumble…
Louis: I've been tagged! *chases Heather*
Heather: *runs around and sits down next to Lestat*
Louis: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
*Hemy and Harry rejoin the circle*
Kaleigh: *smiles evilly at Harry*
Harry: *hides behind Hemy*
Louis: Goose! *taps Tonks*
Tonks: *squeals with delight and chases Louis*
Louis: *Grins sits down in Tonks’ seat*
Tonks: Oh… *looks tearful*
JEJ: Lestat, can I please have your eye?
Lestat: *snaps out of trance* What? Who are you?
Louis: Lestat? Are you alright? Do you need a helmet?
Tonks: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Lestat: What? *looks at ceiling again*
Harry: *shivers*
Louis: Oh please don't tell me it's turning gray again...
Lupin: RAWR! RAWRAWRAWRAWRAWR!!!
Hemy: I wondered what happened to him.
Voldemort: *joins circle again*
Kaleigh: Who?
Hemy: Lupin.
Kaleigh: Ah... *looks at Lupin who's curled up and sleeping peacefully again*
Heather: Jeez, this is freaking me out. There’re too many dead people. I feel like I’m in the Sixth Sense…
Louis: What? There's only two of us. Then again... there's one sane one and one that's half-baked, but you get the idea.
Heather: There were four. Now there’s three, but I’m not saying who the third is.
Louis: We already knew there were 4... Kai and Claudia and they left. Now there are only 2. Is your math right?
Heather: Quite right. About ¾ of the time.
Tonks: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck
Kaleigh: *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Louis: Then... there were 5... down to 3... Is that what you're saying?
Heather: Yep. Alan wake her up *points at Kaleigh who’s drooling on his shoulder
Alan: Ugh! It never ever, ever ends! *unfolds set of wings he hasn’t taken off since 1999 and wipes the drool off his shoulder* Wake up! *nudges Kaleigh*
Heather: Thank you.
Louis: Hmm... I'd know if anybody was a vampire...
Tonks: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose. *taps Kaleigh*
Kaleigh: *starts* Huh? Oh... ew... sorry Alan. *gives a small wince* I'll fix that. *whips out wand and says a cleaning spell and his garment is like new again* Now, I've got a character to chase! *chases Tonks*
Heather: Where'd you get that wand? Does everyone who owns a wand have theirs?
Tonks: *collides with Lestat and goes flying*
Kaleigh: Yes! *catches up and tags Tonks* Oh yeah!
Sirius: *sulks* You're still not better than me.
Kaleigh: *sneers* Sirius, nobody's better than you, are they?
Sirius: *nods gleefully* Nope!
Hemy: Good grief.
Kaleigh: Heather, have I ever told you that I'm a witch?
Heather: No… *looks angrily at Kaleigh*
Kaleigh: I'm sorry. I thought you knew. *shrug*
Heather: *starts to cry* Nobody loves me… They don’t tell me anything.
Kaleigh: Aw! *hugs Heather* I thought you knew! Louis, come comfort Heather! Anyway... I've gotta’ duty to perform!
Heather: *looks up and cries out because Louis is cold*
Kaleigh: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Louis: *shrug* It's not my fault I'm cold. *grabs another glass of blood drinks deep and reaps the profits* Is this any better?
Heather: A little.
Louis: *hugs Heather*
Kaleigh: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose! *taps Voldemort*
Heather: I feel a little better.
Snape: *lips starts to curl in disgust*
Voldemort: *looks up from whatever it was that he was doing*
Alan: *elbows Snape* Don't you dare.
Snape: *tear*
Heather: Hey, I’m feeling left out.
Louis: How so? What is it you'd like me to do?
Heather: What?
Louis: I'm supposed to comfort you, aren't i?
Heather: I guess… *looks over at Kaleigh who just sat down in Voldemort’s seat* Kaleigh?
Kaleigh: I rule! In your face Sirius!!! Boo ya!!!
Sirius: *glower*
Heather: Kaleigh?
Kaleigh: Yes?
Heather: What was Snape talking about earlier?
Kaleigh: Oh, don't mind him. *sigh* He's jealous again.
Heather: Of what?
Kaleigh: *reaches out and hugs Snape in spite of greasy hair* I love you! You can give me detention anytime! *whispers* He doesn't get much love.
Heather: Oh.
Alan: But I thought...
Kaleigh: Can't I have you both?
Heather: NO!
Kaleigh: *tear* But... but... I love them both!!!
Heather: Well, you can't have them both.
Kaleigh: Aw! I can't choose!
Heather: WELL, CHOOSE!!
Hemy: Harry, are you scared yet?
Kaleigh: Evil... and good... battling... can't... make up... mind...
Harry: Very. *emerges slowly from behind Hemy*
Heather: Hurry up!!!!!!
Kaleigh: But... but... I can't!!! *cries*
Alan: *pats Kaleigh on back*
Snape: *likewise*
Heather: CHOOSE, DAMN YOU!!
Alan: You can't make her, you know... there's lots of inner turmoil there for a young witch like her...
Kaleigh: Thank you Alan... Snape... *sniff*
Heather: Gah! *starts pulling out hair because she just can’t handle it anymore* Nothing good ever happens to me. *jumps up and down in rage but stops fast* Good God, I’m starting to act like him. *points finger at Harry*
Sirius: *shrugs at Lupin*
Lupin: *shrugs at Sirius in a wolfish way*
Louis: *grabs Heather and kisses her*
Lestat: Wow, you move fast.
Louis: *waves for Lestat to be quiet*
Heather: *gasps for breath but smiles*
Louis: *releases Heather* I love you.
Kaleigh: Aw!!!
Heather: Really? *smiles innocently*
Louis: Of course!
Heather: Wow.
Sirius: Anybody see a pattern here? *coughcough*KaiandClaudia*coughcough*
Hemy: No, not again. *groans*
Lupin: *rolls eyes*
Lestat: I’m confused. What happened?
Kaleigh: *looks at Snape and Alan* Looks like I don't have to choose anymore!
Heather: No you don’t. *still grinning like an idiot*
Louis: Heather, I won't ask you to commit yourself to... a dead man... but... may I sit next to you... for now?
Heather: Sure.
Louis: *sits next to heather*
Harry: Are we playing anymore?
Kaleigh: It's Voldemort's turn. *snuggles in between Snape and Alan*
Harry: Oh.
Voldemort: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose* taps Sirius*
Sirius: *glances at Harry* Don't be afraid of this amateur crap. I saw worse stuff between your father and mother at Hogwarts. *gets up to chase Voldemort*
Harry: Please don't share. I know enough about them know to last me a lifetime.
Voldemort: *skips away*
Sirius: *running* They were a cute couple but... man... they... now that I think about it...
Harry: Please stop!
JEJ: Ew...
Lupin: *covers head with paws*
Harry : *sulks*
Sirius: *reaches out and tackles Voldemort*
Voldemort: EEK!
Sirius: YES! That's another to me!
Kaleigh: *glower*
Heather: Kaleigh, don’t start another argument.
Kaleigh: *glowers some more but says nothing*
Snape: Damn... you're getting good at that...
Kaleigh: *smiles up at Snape*
Hemy: Wow, this is like some really bad soap opera.
Voldemort: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Kaleigh: Well you shouldn't be complaining! You've got Harry. Hell... everybody's got somebody except Voldemort, Lestat, Lupin, Sirius, and Tonks.
Harry: My god ‘Mione, your right.
Tonks: Who me?
Kaleigh: Yeah, where'd you disappear to?
Tonks: Nowhere. I’m just watching everything.
Heather: Lestat has his father’s love and Sirius has brotherly feelings towards Lupin and vice versa. No one loves Voldy over there though.
Kaleigh: That's true... but didn't Voldemort have a thing for Sirius? And Lupin a thing for Voldemort... and Sirius and Lupin a pair? A ha! A love triangle! Oh yeah... and JEJ doesn't have anybody either... excepting his eye which is in Lestat's socket right now.
Heather: I love those. Anyway....
Voldemort: du, kduck, duckdcu, kdcudckdcud…
Kaleigh: Voldemort? Are you speaking Parseltongue?
Voldemort: ahw?
Kaleigh: You damn well better not be sicking any goddamned snakes on me you bastard!
Voldemort: uckd, udkc, kduc, kdcu, dcuk…
Kaleigh: Don't make me come over there!
Voldemort: sooeg *taps Lestat*
Louis: She's hyperactive, isn't she?
Heather: Yes she is. You really have no idea.
Lestat: What am I supposed to do now?
Louis: She's like this all the time? *shudder*
Heather: No not all the time...*looks nervously over at Kaleigh*
Kaleigh: *sigh* You chase him Lestat.
Lestat: Oh. *gets up, chases him and tags him because he didn’t move*
Lupin: *becomes human again because there's a cloud over the moon or something*
Heather: Thank goodness. I was wondering if he’d be that weird looking forever.
Lupin: What? I'm a werewolf! I'm supposed to do this.
Sirius: You got a problem with werewolves?
Heather: No *backs into Louis because Kaleigh might take Sirius’s side*
Louis: *places arm around Heather's shoulder* I'm a vampire. If it comes to that, I will protect you.
Heather: *looks up at Louis but says nothing*
Kaleigh: Louis! Don't be such a romantic!
Heather: *quietly* Shut up.
Kaleigh: Wha? Me? Or Louis?
Heather: You.
Kaleigh: Now why should I shut up?
Heather: No reason, just felt like saying it.
Kaleigh: Thanks... thanks a lot, friend.
Heather: Hey, you criticized the one man who said he loved me in this game.
Kaleigh: So? You made me choose between Snape and Alan.
Heather: True, but I dropped it eventually.
Kaleigh: And I'll drop this soon enough as well.
Harry: Jeez, this is going no where.
Kaleigh: Isn't it?
Harry: Maybe it isn’t but let’s stick Voldy in the pickle jar just because.
Kaleigh: Pickle jar? Didn't I coin that phrase a week ago?
Harry: Don't know, did you?
Hemy: Does it matter?
Kaleigh: Harry? Yeah. I did.
Harry: Oh well, we should we place him there anyway.
Kaleigh: Do we have one that's large enough?
Snape: I’ve got one. *whips out giant pickle jar from under his utility cape
Harry: *looks around and produces a very large jar*
Kaleigh: Ooh! We've got two pickle jars!
Heather: YAY!
Hemy: My goodness. *looks at the ceiling*
Sirius: Voldemort, you get your choice of which jar you wish to live in.
Voldemort: Uhh… that one. *points at Snape’s*
Snape: Yay! *presents jar to Voldemort*

[Jeffrey]

Lupin: *looks at Sirius* It seems your game has lost its touch again.
Alan: *stretches and yawns*
Harry: Oh no...
Alan: What?
Heather: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Harry: Bad memory.
Heather: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Alan: Oh... okay...
Hemy: Oh Harry. *snuggles into him*
JEJ: I want love.
Kaleigh: *rolls eyes*
Lestat: Hey, I know who you are.
JEJ: You do!? Who?
Lestat: *looks around the group* And you and you and you and you and you and I don’t remember you *points at Tonks*
Tonks: I’m not important.
Kaleigh: She's new so she doesn't count... you remember everybody?
Lestat: Yeah. *looks around amazed*
Louis: It's a miracle! Lestat, what's your whole name?
Lestat: Lestat de Lioncourt. What did you think it was?
Kaleigh: Well... Lestat, you'd taken a nasty hit from Moldy Shorts *glares at jar* and lost your memory.
Lestat: Sure I did…
Kaleigh: You did what? Oh yeah... you did. It was creepy.
Lestat: No. I didn't. I can't get amnesia.
Kaleigh: Louis, tell him he got amnesia.
Louis: Lestat. It was a painful experience for us both.
Hemy: No, it was painful for everyone. It got annoying.
Kaleigh: That's true. *shudder*
Heather: Too true.
Lestat: What makes you think I believe you?
Kaleigh: Would we all lie about something like this?
Lestat: *searches everyone’s face* Yes.
Kaleigh: Okay, what happened the past 2 hours of your life?
Lestat: Well, um...
Kaleigh: *taps foot impatiently*
Lestat: Things...
Kaleigh: Like...? Highlights, please.
Lestat: Umm. We played ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’.
Kaleigh: No, we didn't.
Lestat: Yes, you did.
Kaleigh: No. We didn't.
Lestat: Fine then. I don’t remember.
Kaleigh: That's because you had amnesia!
Lestat: *mumbles something about Kaleigh’s clothes*
Kaleigh: Ah... what was that... Lestat?
Lestat: Nothing.
Kaleigh: I distinctly heard you say something about my clothes.
Lestat: No I didn’t.
Kaleigh: Sure, you don't want to speak up?
Snape: *rolls eyes*
Lestat: I did not say anything about your clothing.
Kaleigh: Yes you did!
Lestat: *mutters* Back me up Louis.
Louis: *jerks head up from Heather's shoulder* Hmm?
Lestat: When did… *looks at Heather and Louis*
Alan: Kaleigh. I feel for you. *hugs Kaleigh*
Kaleigh: *smiles evilly* I told you, you had amnesia.
Lestat: Fine.
Heather: So, how long have you been a witch?
Kaleigh: Since... I don’t know... since a long time ago I guess.
Heather: And you didn’t tell me till tonight?
Kaleigh: I thought you knew. *shrug* If it makes you feel any better, I'm in Slytherin.
Heather: Oh.
Kaleigh: I thought you knew.
Heather: Whatever. *whispers* Don’t say that around them. *points to all Gryffindors*
Kaleigh: That's okay... as long as my Snapey's around, they won't try anything.
Heather: I wouldn’t be too sure.
Sirius: I gave up a long time ago.
Lupin: Yep.
Heather: On what?
Sirius: That whole Slytherin thing. Now, I just exist to make Snape's life hell. I don't care about the new generation. They're a bunch of dunderheads anyway.
Kaleigh: Aww, Sirius! Don't say that... I was almost a Gryffindor... the hat said as much. It couldn’t pick, it thought I went well anywhere. ‘Specially Ravenclaw, Gryffindor or Slytherin. I just gave it a nudge in the direction of the snakey ones.
Hemy: Not another argument.
Sirius: I told you, I said I didn't care. It isn't the focal point of my life anymore. *shrug* Unlike *misty eyes* ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’.
Harry: Well the hat says a lot of things I wish it wouldn't.
Hemy: Like what?
Kaleigh: Yeah... like blabbering out to the whole school whether you want something or not. Rather annoying.
Harry: True.
Hemy: Tell me now.
Kaleigh: Tell you what?
Harry: She’s talking to me.
Kaleigh: Oh. Well aren't you mister the center of attention!
Harry: ...
Kaleigh: I'll shut up now
Heather: Good idea.
Kaleigh: *glares at Heather*
Heather: Wow what a nice moon
Louis: *stares at Kaleigh* *stands up* Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Lupin: DAMNIOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Lestat: Well, that was interesting.
Kaleigh: That stuff's gonna’ last him the night, right?
Snape: I made it. Of course it will.
Heather: Hope you’re right.
Snape: I'm always right.
Heather: Ok, I’ll take your word for it.
Snape: Thank you.
Heather: *amazed* Wow, I can’t believe I just said those words.
Hemy: I can’t believe it either.
Voldemort: Mmmmfffffff
Snape: What? I'm always right!
Heather: Not always. Don’t lie to me.
Snape: I'm not lying!
Heather: I know that. *rubs temples furiously*
Kaleigh: Huh?
Heather: Bad, bad headache. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck…
Kaleigh: Owie...
Heather: Goose. *taps Sirius for the hell of it*
Snape: And I'm always, always prepared. *whips out pain relief potion from utility cape*
Heather: Oh thank God! Please, please I didn’t mean to offend you earlier, just give it to me.
Snape: Capes are good things. And I’m tempted to say no… but in this echoing room, two moaning idiots are more than enough to give me a permanent headache. *hands potion over despite his better judgment*
Heather: Thank you.
Lestat: He's quite right about capes.
Kaleigh: Can I have a cape?
Lestat: I thought I already offered you mine once before.
Kaleigh: You did? Wow!
Lestat: You still want it?
Kaleigh: Yes please.
Lestat: *takes off cape and hands it to Kaleigh*
Kaleigh: Awww. *smiles at Lestat* Thank you, Lestat.
Heather: *rolls eyes*
Kaleigh: I knew I liked vampires.
Louis: Except me... *rolls eyes*
Heather: What? So confused. *still waiting for Sirius to move*
Kaleigh: Louis, I never hated you, you were just being over protective like Kai to Claudia.
Sirius: *starts* What? Huh? Did I miss something?
Heather: Ohhhhhh, I like his over protective side. It’s sweet.
Louis: *smiles as warm as a vampire possibly can (which isn’t warm at all) at Heather*
Heather: *kisses Louis*
Louis: *kisses Heather back*
Sirius: Ooh... I have to chase you... okay. *chases Heather*
Heather: *smiles happily then runs**sits in Sirius's seat*
Sirius: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck goose! *taps Tonks*
Tonks: Wow, someone tapped me. *jumps up and chases Sirius*
Sirius: *looks back and slides into Tonks' seat*
Tonks: Oh darn. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck… Goose. *taps Hemy*
Kaleigh: *wraps cape tighter around her* This thing's nice... oh, to be evil and have a cape!
Hemy: *stands up and runs after Tonks*
Heather: *rolls eyes*
Kaleigh: Seriously! Capes and evil people just mesh!
Heather: Okay. Eep!
Kaleigh: What?
Heather: I’m sitting next to Lupin just realized that. I’m just a tiny bit afraid.
Lupin: *glances over at Heather* *snifflesniffle* *lick* *goes back to sleep*
Heather: Aw, wait, ew...
Snape: What'd I tell you?
Heather: That he’d be fine, yeah, I know.
Kaleigh: Werewolves are cute!
Heather: I know, but the fact that I know it’s Lupin. *shudder*
Kaleigh: So? I think it's cute.
Heather: It’s Lupin. Why are we arguing about this?
Kaleigh: We weren’t arguing... Hemy, hurry up and duck people.
Hemy: Oh right. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose. *taps Louis*
Louis: *glances up and chases Hemy*
Sirius: Hell, he's better now than some nights I've seen him...
Heather: Do I want to know?
Sirius: This potion’s only been fairly recently discovered and approved by the MMDP.
Heather: Wha-?
Sirius: Ministry of Magic Department of Potions.
Snape: *sourly* Of which I was very nearly asked to be a part of if not for that bastard Slugworth… I never would have had to set foot in those dungeons and teach the likes of that spawn of Satan, Longbottom… I’d never bear the scars of his incompetence…
Kaleigh: Just please don’t tell us where they are, ‘kay? I’ve seen how high those tables come off the ground and I can see quite plainly where this is going.
Hemy: *runs around but slips and slides past Louis' place*
JEJ: *shakes his head to clear it from sleep* Lestat, how many times have I asked for my eye back now?
Heather: Oh at least 7 or 8 now.
Lestat: Get a new bloody eyeball.
JEJ: Well, for your information, we're stuck in this stupid room until whatever is keeping us here decides to let us free! So I can't just walk out and buy one!
Lestat: You can buy eyeballs?
JEJ: I don't see why not. That's what organ donors are for.
Lestat: Yeah, I guess.
Heather: Jeez. *looks around* Where did Louis go?
Louis: *scratches head in wonder at Hemy who is at the opposite end of the room and tags her* I'm right here.
Heather: Oh well, you weren’t moving and apparently I have a vision problem so…
Hemy: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose *taps Harry because he hasn’t moved*
Heather: This game never ends does it?
Harry: *stands up and tags Hemy*
Kaleigh: That's the beauty of it. Go Harry!
Sirius: Are you following this, Moony?
Lupin: *wolfish shrug*
Hemy: Duckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduckduck…
Snape: Hasn't anybody heard of SPACES!?
Alan: Easy there roaring stallion, you'll get your chance soon enough.
Hemy: Duck, duck dcu kdcuuck duck, duck, duck…
Heather: Wow, I never knew Hemy stuttered.
Kaleigh: Really? I thought it was the beginnings of Parseltongue… but me neither. And Hemy has nothing to say on the matter…
Hemy: I ddon't ststutter. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose. *taps Louis*
Snape: *slaps hand to forehead* It's that goddamned Quirrell all over again. Someone please shoot me.
Heather: Okay. Wait… I don’t have a gun. Damn.
Louis: *stares at Snape, shrugs and chases Hemy*
Hemy: I don’t stutter, see...
Kaleigh: You can't shoot Snape!
Hemy: *is caught unaware and Louis tags her*
Heather: I can’t, even if I wanted to.
Snape: Of course you couldn't!
Alan: Don't get pushy.
Louis: *sits back down after a good run*
Kaleigh: I have a sneaking suspicion about something...
Heather: What?

[Jeffrey]

Kaleigh: I don't know... but I keep thinking that something lotr-sy is going to happen... like Legolamb or Stridex or Gimpy or somebody's gonna’ appear…
Heather: Oh God. Just so long as they don’t fall through the ceiling. And LegoLAS is hot.
*Sky turns a pouting steel blue*
Kaleigh: LegoLAMB!
Heather: NO! Don’t make fun of the cute guy. The sky is pouting?
Kaleigh: I can make fun of whomever I want. And the cute guy is Aragorn! Nothing is cuter than a King that isn’t King! And yes, the sky is pouting.
Heather: Weird. I'm surprised.
Kaleigh: I can make fun of anybody. Snape has got a big nose, Louis has no personality, Lestat is a nutcase, James Earl Jones is a bawling baby, Harry is too angsty for his own good, and Hemy stutters. Should I go on?
Heather: No, but that’s funny... and yes, Harry is way too angsty for his own good.
Kaleigh: Anyway…
Hemy: I do not.
Kaleigh: Yes. You do.
Harry: Go away. *sulks*
Hemy: No, I don't. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck... goose. *taps Alan*
Kaleigh: Legolamb, Stridex and Gimpy... it would suck to be them... and Grand Oaf… and Waldo...
Alan: *jumps up* I've been tagged! *chases Hemy*
Hemy: *runs and finally makes it back safe*
Alan: Drat. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Heather: Wow Kaleigh, for a second, I thought you'd fall backwards because Alan moved so fast.
Kaleigh: I almost did... *rubs sore spot on head*
Alan: Sorry. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Heather: Yeah, well, what are ya’ gonna’ do about it?
Kaleigh: I'm going to shrug because that's what I do best. *shrugs*
Heather: I thought you glower best.
Kaleigh: Nah, that's Snape’s move. He’s just coaching me at it.
Snape: Damn straight!
Alan: Goose! *tags Lestat*
*5 minutes later*
Lestat: Oh. *stands up and chases Alan*
Alan: Finally. *rolls eyes and runs away*
Lestat: *runs some more ‘cause it feels good to stretch his legs*
Alan: *doesn't look where he's going and runs head first into Voldemort's pickle jar*
Heather: Ow…
Alan: Owie! *peels himself off the side of the jar and whimpers in pain*
Lestat: *sits in Alan’s seat*
Kaleigh: Lestat, you're supposed to tag Alan.
Lestat: I am? Oh right. *tags Alan then sits down again *
Alan: Damn it!
Kaleigh: Oh Alan! *runs over, kisses his ouchies and sits back down*
Alan: Thank you... Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Heather: Oh brother. *rolls eyes
Louis: I say nothing because I know I may be guilty of this myself.
Heather: Oh, don’t think that.
Louis: No? *grabs Heather in another passionate kiss*
Heather: Wow! How’d you do that when I’m across the room? Amazing!
Louis: I'm a vampire. It's not that amazing at all.
Heather: To me it is.
Louis: Not really, I just move faster than your eyes can comprehend. It's really just a slow, languid movement.
Heather: I must have an addiction to guys who use big words.
Louis: *beams*
Heather: *smiles happily*
Alan: *jaw hangs open* Ew...
Heather: What?
Alan: *thinks* Don't say anything... *says* Duck, duck, goose! *tags Heather*
Heather: Oh. *looks at Louis but gets up anyway* *thinking* I hate it when people ruin things…
Alan: *runs quickly and sits in Heather's spot*
Louis: If I didn’t know any better, I’d say that that was a malicious move to break us apart.
Alan: Well, you don’t know any better? All right?
Heather: Damn it! Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose! *hits Alan as hard as she can*
Alan: Ow! *rubs head and stands up again*
Heather: *runs and sits back next to Louis*
Alan: *glower*
Snape: You're glowering wrong!
Kaleigh: *stands up* Um... I decree... that we shall... have a lunch break! Yeah... it's been 2 long and trying days since anybody's eaten and it will do you all good*
Heather: Sounds like a plan, Kaleigh.
Kaleigh: We like to provide our customers with service they can count on.
Heather: Yep, and the best part is that you can sit wherever you want. Except Voldemort. I think its best if you leave him in that jar.
Kaleigh: Well, maybe we can let him out for this... it's only nice...
Harry: Or we could feed him like a fish. *looks around hopefully*
Kaleigh: *looks in at occupant of the fogged up jar* His head’s at the wrong end of the jar for that.
Harry: Damn.
Kaleigh: Harry, haven't you ever wanted to give back to the community?
Harry: Maybe… before I got all angry at the world…
Sirius: Harry! Just say no!
Harry: *starts crying for reasons no one knows*
Sirius: It's a trick Harry!
*Food appears before anything else can happen*
Heather: Thank God.
Kaleigh: I'll say.
Harry: Food! *eyes grow big *
Kaleigh: Look! ‘S a leg o' lamb!
Heather: Okay, but I’m not fond of lamb so I’ll just have a sandwich.
Kaleigh: I like lamb.
Heather: That’s you.
Kaleigh: Yep. Vegans, hear me roar.
Heather: *looks around* Does everyone have food?
Kaleigh: All except Voldemort over there. He's stuck in the pickle jar you know.
Heather: Oh well, if he dies, that confusing prophecy will be filled.
Harry: True. Thank God for that.
Kaleigh: Hey! No prophesies allowed! *whips out wand and points it at Voldemort* Reducio!
Harry: No, don’t do that! *starts to cry all over again*
Kaleigh: He's entitled to eat too, you know.
Tonks: This is a very weird place…
Harry: But he has to die! I don’t want to die!
Kaleigh: He's the size of a mouse! He can't do anything to you unless I make him normal again.
Harry: Wow, am I selfish or what? Can I step on him?
Snape: *thinks* Not gonna’ say anything. Not gonna’ say anything…
Kaleigh: NO!
Hemy: Harry! *gives him a look*
Sirius: *munching on a chicken bone* This ain't half bad, eh Lupin?
Lupin: *nods*
Harry: You weren’t there, Hemy! You don’t know the frickin’ prophecy!
Kaleigh: ENOUGH OF THE FRICKIN’ PROPHECY!
Heather: Okay, hurry up and eat.
Harry: *mutter* Damn prophecies… *grumblegrumble*
Kaleigh: *feeds Voldemort tiny pieces of food*
Heather: Everyone done eating?
Kaleigh: *places Voldemort back in jar and returns him to normal size* Yep, think so.
Heather: Good. *leans back against Louis and starts playing with his hair*
Louis: *smiles happily*
Heather: *deep sigh*
Kaleigh: Okay, everyone. Welcome to another round of ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’. I hope everybody took their necessary pit stops… *stares at Lupin*
Lestat: *rolls eyes* Whose turn is it?
Alan: Mine... *rubs his aching forehead and glares at Heather*
Heather: *smiles smugly*
Alan: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, GOOSE! *smacks Heather upside the head*
Heather: Ow! *starts crying*
Louis: *swoops on Alan* You made her cry, you demon!
Heather: Louis, don't!
Hemy: Dear God, this is going to go on forever.
Alan: Well whoopdy frickin’ do! You think this horn- *reveals a nasty black and blue bump which could very well resemble a horn* was from a little angel?
Heather: *feels bump that’s forming on back of head*
Kaleigh: Alan, speak for yourself!
Alan: Are you with me or against me?
Kaleigh: With you, of course, but honestly, Alan, you did play the Metatron in a movie once, the highest form of angel out there.
Alan: True...
Heather: Louis, sit down.
Louis: Just a little bite? Please?
Alan: Hey!
Louis: Fine... *sighs and sits back down in his seat next to Heather*
Heather: Please don't.
Louis: Can I please just have a little bite?
Heather: Just...
Louis: *kisses Heather and takes off after Alan*
Heather: Louis, wait!
Alan: GAH!!! *runs away really, really fast, but not fast enough*
Heather: *jumps up and runs after Louis*
Kaleigh: ALAN!!! *chases Heather and Louis*
Hemy: *stands up* STOP!!!!!!!!
Kaleigh: Oh... DUH! *takes out want and does a full body bind on the two of them*
Heather: *glares at Kaleigh*
Kaleigh: Nobody's eating anybody, you hear me!?
Heather: Mmmmfffff.
Louis: *glower*
Heather: MMMMMFFFFFFFF!!!
Louis: Solindfosidnvlskdvn!
Kaleigh: Good. *releases them*
Heather: Whew! *looks angrily at Kaleigh and stands up*
Kaleigh: Alan, word to the wise: don't tag Heather again. She gets pissy.
Louis: *brushes himself in a dignified manner and returns to seat huffily at the indignity of it all*
Heather: *glares at Alan**goes over and sits next to Louis again*
Alan: *sticks his tongue out* All right then, fine. *tags Tonks instead*
Heather: Louis, don't ever threaten a person with character like that again.
Tonks: Wow, we're playing. *stands up and runs after Alan*
Heather: Louis, don't ever threaten a person with character like that again.
Louis: I didn't threaten anybody. You said 'just' and I assumed it was an invitation.
Alan: *sits down in Tonks' seat*
Tonks: Darn. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose. *taps Harry*
Harry: *looks at Tonks and walks after her*
Lupin: *turns back into a man* Well... that was long in coming wasn't it?
Heather: Yep.
Heather: *snuggles against Louis and falls asleep*
Sirius: *just noticing* Buddy!
Lupin: *looking particularly haggard* Hey, Padfoot.
Harry: *tags Tonks because she didn’t move very fast*
Kaleigh: *scratches head in confusion and shrugs*
Heather: *head slips off Louis’ shoulder onto his lap*
Louis: *arches brow but lets it go*
Heather: *snores softly*
Kaleigh: *sniggers*
Heather: *mutters in sleep something along the lines of, ‘Don't go that way. Can’t you read the signs?’*
JEJ: *shakes himself awake* Who's ‘it’? What's going on?
Harry: Tonks is it and nothing is going on.
JEJ: Then I haven't missed anything... that's good.
Tonks: Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose. *taps Lupin*
Heather: *mutters some more* Don’t! Please don’t! *grasps at air
Lupin: Ah, I'm allowed to play in the reindeer games again without fear of eating anybody. How refreshing. *chases Tonks*
Tonks: *runs and sits safe*

[Jeffrey]

Last bit for now, kiddies.

Lupin: Righto. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck...
Heather: *screams in sleep* LOUIS, LOUIS DON’T!!! You can't!!! You'll die! *starts crying*
Louis: *looks down, startled and debates whether to wake her up or not*
Heather: *whispers* I love you… *cries subside a little*
Lupin: Goose! *tags Harry and runs away*
Harry: Me again? *runs after Lupin*
Louis: *astonishment turns to relief*
Lupin: Yes, young grasshoppah! You have much to learn about the aht of ‘Duck, Duck, Goose!’ *slides safely into Harry's spot in a shower of mud*
Sirius: *claps* I taught him that one!
Kaleigh: Where’d the mud come from?
Lupin: A magician never reveals his secrets.
Harry: Darnn. Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, goose. *tags Hemy*
Heather: *wakes up with a jolt*
Snape: I feel compelled to say something, but what, I have no idea.
Hemy: *jumps up and runs after Harry*
Heather: What? What happened?
Kaleigh: Not a whole lot.
Heather: Oh. That’s good… I didn’t talk in my sleep, did I?
Kaleigh: Nope! *smirk*
Heather: That’s good. Hey! How do I know you’re not lying to me?
Kaleigh: That's the thing. You don't. *giggle* But Alan can back my claim up, can't you Alan?
Heather: Fine, I don’t trust you. Louis, did I talk in my sleep?
Louis: *thinks* This could be a fun joke... but I don't want to hurt her... *says* Not much... just some random stuff... you know... monsters chasing you and the like…
Heather: Oh. I’m starting to distrust all of you because I think you’re still lying to me.
Louis: Would I lie to you?
Heather: *looks at Louis* Maybe... No… I don’t know…
Louis: *sends out thought-waves* Of course I wouldn't…
Heather: Weird. Louis, I don’t know why I am going to say this, but I believe you.
Louis: *hugs heather*
Kaleigh: Whatever happened to Hemy and Harry?
Heather: I don’t know. *looks for them* Oh my…
Kaleigh: *squints* Is that what I think it is?
Heather: I don’t know.
Kaleigh: I hope not.
Heather: What do you think it is?
Kaleigh: I don't want to know what I think it is.
Heather: You don’t want to know what you’re thinking? Odd...
Kaleigh: Nope! No metacognition for me.
Heather: Oh.
Kaleigh: *whips out wand* Lumos! *shines it at Hemy and Harry who are trying to dig their way out of the room with the plastic spoons they used during lunch*
Heather: Plastic spoons. They have wands but they dig with plastic spoons.
Kaleigh: *low voice* Harry's stupid. He didn't even know how to make food appear, how's he gonna’ dig with a wand?
Heather: I don’t know but Hemy probably does.
Kaleigh: Hemy's maddened by fear.
Heather: She is?
Kaleigh: Yes. Fear of what is going on right now.
Heather: Oh.
Sirius: Harry! I thought you liked ‘Duck, Duck, Goose’!
Harry: I do… *shifty eyes*
Kaleigh: *louder* I thought you guys knew. This place is made out of adamantium, the strongest metal in existence.
Harry: Damn.
Kaleigh: I don't even know why you're trying to dig with plastic spoons. But if you wanted to leave, why didn't you try the shadowy corner?
Harry: I… don’t… know…
Hemy: Do we really want to leave?
Sirius: It's really cool... Ten minutes after you leave, the real fun is gonna’ start…
Harry: We'll stay. This game kinda’ grows on you.
Lupin: Doesn't it?
Hemy: Okay Harry.
Snape: It actually does... *stares at ground*
Heather: Wow! *big eyes* The softer side of Snape…
Snape: Don't tell anybody I said that! *shifty eyes*
Heather: Okay.
Snape: Good.
Heather: I’m being very agreeable today, aren’t I?
Alan: *snort*
Heather: Shut it.
Kaleigh: *grins* I love you Alan!
Heather: Ugh, I would never say that.
Kaleigh: That's ‘cuz you're in love with Louis!
Heather: Yep.
Kaleigh: Of course you wouldn't say, 'I love you Alan'. You'd say, 'I love you Louis'
Louis: *looks uncomfortable*
Heather: Yes, I would, but I haven’t.
Kaleigh: Nope... *grins*
Heather: What? *looks at Louis* What’s wrong?
Louis: Um... uh... well... uh... Lestat is thinking impure thoughts… and I can hear them!
Heather: *searches Louis' face* Why don’t I believe you?
Louis: But... you do! *thought-waves again* You do believe me!
Heather: Okay *leans against him again*
Louis: Phew!
Sirius: Isn't somebody supposed to be ducking or chasing or something?
Kaleigh: Why isn't Lestat sticking up for himself? Lestat!
Lestat: What? What did I miss?
Kaleigh: Are you thinking impure thoughts?
Heather: Don't know… *looks at Kaleigh whose cracking up* No why?
Kaleigh: I'm not asking you, I'm asking Lestat.
Lestat: No why?
Kaleigh: ‘Cuz Louis thinks you are.
Lestat: Louis! How dare you imply that?
Louis: Is it getting warm in here? *sticks finger down collar*
Heather: Louis?
Louis: Yes?
Heather: What’s wrong?
Louis: *voice higher than normal* Nothing! Nothing at all!
Snape: *smirk* Peer pressure’s a bitch, innit?